Tag: maddwarf

So you are going into, or are already in, the business of making TV.  Basically, in drug terms, you just ...

OMG! I'm like 4ft 5! Why didn't anyone say anything? I'm so embarrassed. If you put me in a jar I'd ...

I've noticed that gamblers always tell you what they won, and those on a diet always tell you what they've ...

It always amazes me how people who come into power suddenly know what is better for me than I do. ...

After reading Hello magazine at the dentist I now understand why everyone should definitely not have their 15 minutes of ...

Nature abhors a vacuum, which might seem like a mild overreaction until you've met a vacuum sales person at Stax. ...

The Goldilocks Zone is the distance a planet must be from a star for conditions to be "just right" for ...

I'm scared to make a list of my positives as other people might not value my ability to macrame or ...