#StarWars – a true story
Peering back into the archive from dating over the decades, it’s amazing how much I have changed. When I was young (and I will use the Star Wars metaphor here) … Continue Reading #StarWars – a true story
dating myth #25
If I hear one more song about loving someone “forever”, I will consider proving that “forever” can in fact be abruptly ended with a blunt instrument to the head. This … Continue Reading dating myth #25
Digest this.
I am in a quandary. The only thing I am sure of is that if someone offers me advice about “listening to your gut”, I will be tempted to remove … Continue Reading Digest this.
#undateable
My ex and I split over religious differences, he was Catholic and I was Satan.
A virgin what?
Suicide bombers get to have 72 virgins after their explosive deaths. That’s pretty non-specific if you think about it. They could get 72 acne covered, world-of-warcraft techno-geeks; but then again, … Continue Reading A virgin what?
this shallow dating pool
It is staggering that people cheat, and not because I can’t fathom the reasons behind it, but because it means they found multiple romantic options! Where? I feel like I’ve … Continue Reading this shallow dating pool
another true story
I think we can all agree that when it comes to a.) operating heavy machinery, b.) sex or c.) brand new hi-tech toys, the two scariest words in the English … Continue Reading another true story
The last thing I want to do is hurt you, but we can bump it up the list if you like?
Still more dating advice from the edge
How an average date plays out for me…. 5.) Which dwarf are you? 4.) Its not the size..no..it is, its the size. 3.) How do i set this laser printer … Continue Reading Still more dating advice from the edge
oops!
I keep getting told that the right person will come along, but what if mine got run over?
last call
I have finally hit dating Defcon 1. Frankly I’d take home one of the face-hugger aliens that burst out your tummy days later, just as long as he would stay long … Continue Reading last call
more dating trivia
The Goldilocks Zone is the distance a planet must be from a star for conditions to be “just right” for life to occur – so not too hot, and not … Continue Reading more dating trivia
Holy Moly
Just remembered the premise for Indecent Proposal, and was wondering what I would do for a million dollars. The mind boggles considering what I’ve done for free.
silver lining
I’m scared to make a list of my positives as other people might not value my ability to macrame or accurately spot clouds that look like rare vegetables.
What if you’re hung like Einstein with the brain of a horse?
more dating
I am annoyed by the recovery definition of insanity… which goes along the lines of ‘insanity is doing the same thing and expecting different results’. No people. Insanity is thinking … Continue Reading more dating