If only my whining was like the internet and could be capped when it reached 3GB. Instead, its unlimited bandwidth has enabled terabytes of complaining this month. Perhaps if Net … Continue Reading whining.net
Neo got to choose between the red pill and the blue pill. My reasoning was, that if one red pill is good, six would be fantastic! As it turns out my … Continue Reading Follow the rabbit
Its ADD just in Hi-definition.
When i said that I had a great evening, I just wasn’t referring to this evening.
Is there a distinction between desperate and needy? Of course there is.. I got a distinction for both in my final year.
OMG! I’m like 4ft 5! Why didn’t anyone say anything? I’m so embarrassed. If you put me in a jar I’d look like an olive
If anyone finds a video on YouTube – its not me. It just looks like me from that angle. Sheesh. As if.
A family of Indian Myna’s have moved into the chimney of my fireplace (these are birds, not under-age or underground workers from Bombay). If I turn it on, its going … Continue Reading Minors
My waitress said what I ate was “guru”. I double checked. I would apologise to anyone missing their guru this morning, but he must have been a very young guru … Continue Reading the joy of being a foreigner
From now on I am going to be kind to my inferiors, it’s just proving very hard to find them.
Perhaps I can become green and angry and wear purple shorts, sadly people will probably think its Barney and not the Incredible Hulk.
Yoda said, “do or do not. There is no try”. Well, all I can say is you’re a 3-ft olive green prune and you live in a swamp, perhaps my … Continue Reading my space ship is sinking
Today has just delivered up more and more bad news. I would read my astrology write up but I believe that its all bunk… probably cos I’m an Aries – … Continue Reading
Dennis Wholey summed up my current belief that expecting life to treat you fairly because you are a good person is like expecting the bull not to stomp you into … Continue Reading #truestory
I need to re-calibrate the power setting on my power nap. Monday is missing.
I need to get my self esteem in shape, but isn’t round and flat a shape?