more politics

Our minister of security’s wife is guilty of drug trafficking, I think the concept of “if you can dream it you can be it” got a little confused in politics 101. Yes, we have the best politicians money can buy. Oh, and by the way, wasn’t the Minister of Security living off the proceeds of…

The dreaded Car Guard

Its true. I hate car guards. I don’t get taxed for say, clouds, just because they’re there. And having someone stand behind me in an empty car park waving like a crazy is not something I feel like paying for. Also car guards only mystically appear when I leave; I’m sure if South Africans landed…

South African adventures

Memo on self-defence. If you are the victim of an attempted car-jacking, always roll down the window before firing your taser. Or at least have a car with no on-board electronics or soft leather interior.