Tag: funny

My waitress said what I ate was "guru". I double checked. I would apologise to anyone missing their guru this ...

I've noticed that gamblers always tell you what they won, and those on a diet always tell you what they've ...

From Mr Pat Robertson, "''The feminist agenda is not about equal rights for women. It is about a socialist, anti-family ...

Lets put the laughter back in manslaughter.

It always amazes me how people who come into power suddenly know what is better for me than I do. ...

After reading Hello magazine at the dentist I now understand why everyone should definitely not have their 15 minutes of ...

Nature abhors a vacuum, which might seem like a mild overreaction until you've met a vacuum sales person at Stax. ...

The Goldilocks Zone is the distance a planet must be from a star for conditions to be "just right" for ...

If something is illegal in one country, but legal in another, and you are a citizen of neither, is the ...

Just remembered the premise for Indecent Proposal, and was wondering what I would do for a million dollars. The mind boggles ...