Tag: funny

I read a quote from one of the Gucci family who said she'd rather be crying in her Rolls Royce ...

My shrink says I'm a narcissist, which is ironic and irritating because I have to pay him to talk about ...

Put a pair of hardy leather boots through a rainstorm and they are ruined. But cows wander freely in the ...

Its ADD just in Hi-definition.

How an average date plays out for me.... 5.) Which dwarf are you? 4.) Its not the size..no..it is, its ...

I keep getting told that the right person will come along, but what if mine got run over?

OMG! I'm like 4ft 5! Why didn't anyone say anything? I'm so embarrassed. If you put me in a jar I'd ...

I have finally hit dating Defcon 1.  Frankly I'd take home one of the face-hugger aliens that burst out your ...

Well its Friday again, and here I sit at my computer, about to read and go to bed. I have ...

In my twenties I gained an honorary degree in pharmacology trying to alter the pace of life that ended with ...