Tag: funny

I am in a quandary. The only thing I am sure of is that if someone offers me advice about ...

All this talk about muscle memory, but you think your fat forgets?

I don't have a dog, which means for any kind of valid excuse i basically have to eat my own ...

Our minister of security's wife is guilty of drug trafficking, I think the concept of "if you can dream it ...

I want employees that are like my beard. In the morning you wake up and the work is done

My ex and I split over religious differences, he was Catholic and I was Satan.

There are moments where I have made the kind of blunder that is so spectacular that embarrassment moves to an ...

Suicide bombers get to have 72 virgins after their explosive deaths. That's pretty non-specific if you think about it. They ...

Its true. I hate car guards. I don't get taxed for say, clouds, just because they're there. And having someone ...

Neo got to choose between the red pill and the blue pill. My reasoning was, that if one red pill is ...