There are moments where I have made the kind of blunder that is so spectacular that embarrassment moves to an altogether higher plane. I have rubbed a growing tummy to discover that it is in fact fat and not a baby, I have shaken the hands of the waiter and ordered a drink from my client, I have pulled a modem out of the wall to prevent a certain email from ever leaving my pc. Some days Alzheimers seems a blessing
Minty Fresh Death
I was upside down through all this, the scene a literal blur as I was whirled like a Catherine wheel,...