Perhaps I can become green and angry and wear purple shorts, sadly people will probably think its Barney and not the Incredible Hulk.
my space ship is sinking
Yoda said, “do or do not. There is no try”. Well, all I can say is you’re a 3-ft olive green prune and you live in a swamp, perhaps my … Continue Reading my space ship is sinking
Today has just delivered up more and more bad news. I would read my astrology write up but I believe that its all bunk… probably cos I’m an Aries – … Continue Reading
but I didn’t order that.
I’ve noticed that gamblers always tell you what they won, and those on a diet always tell you what they’ve lost. So, just for the record, it looks like I’ll … Continue Reading but I didn’t order that.
hysterical much?
From Mr Pat Robertson, “”The feminist agenda is not about equal rights for women. It is about a socialist, anti-family political movement that encourages women to leave their husbands, kill … Continue Reading hysterical much?
Lets put the laughter back in manslaughter.
#truestory
Dennis Wholey summed up my current belief that expecting life to treat you fairly because you are a good person is like expecting the bull not to stomp you into … Continue Reading #truestory
A word from the dentist’s waiting room
After reading Hello magazine at the dentist I now understand why everyone should definitely not have their 15 minutes of fame – suddenly we are faced with the nauseating pictures … Continue Reading A word from the dentist’s waiting room
I have the dumb
Nature abhors a vacuum, which might seem like a mild overreaction until you’ve met a vacuum sales person at Stax. Suddenly it becomes stunningly clear that nature has a point.
more dating trivia
The Goldilocks Zone is the distance a planet must be from a star for conditions to be “just right” for life to occur – so not too hot, and not … Continue Reading more dating trivia
I need to re-calibrate the power setting on my power nap. Monday is missing.
so you’re a gay?
If something is illegal in one country, but legal in another, and you are a citizen of neither, is the correct approach at the port of entry to a.) stone … Continue Reading so you’re a gay?
Holy Moly
Just remembered the premise for Indecent Proposal, and was wondering what I would do for a million dollars. The mind boggles considering what I’ve done for free.
I need to get my self esteem in shape, but isn’t round and flat a shape?
silver lining
I’m scared to make a list of my positives as other people might not value my ability to macrame or accurately spot clouds that look like rare vegetables.
You know you took too much when you try to dial with your tongue