If I’m going to gain weight why can’t I choose where? (I can see the headlines, “Man gains 6kg on his penis”) if this continues nothing will take me out – not even the tide.
If only my whining was like the internet and could be capped when it reached 3GB. Instead, its unlimited bandwidth...
Neo got to choose between the red pill and the blue pill. My reasoning was, that if one red pill is...
Is there a distinction between desperate and needy? Of course there is.. I got a distinction for both in my final...
OMG! I'm like 4ft 5! Why didn't anyone say anything? I'm so embarrassed. If you put me in a jar I'd...
