Tag: my life

My shrink says I'm a narcissist, which is ironic and irritating because I have to pay him to talk about ...

Its ADD just in Hi-definition.

How an average date plays out for me.... 5.) Which dwarf are you? 4.) Its not the size..no..it is, its ...

I keep getting told that the right person will come along, but what if mine got run over?

OMG! I'm like 4ft 5! Why didn't anyone say anything? I'm so embarrassed. If you put me in a jar I'd ...

I have finally hit dating Defcon 1.  Frankly I'd take home one of the face-hugger aliens that burst out your ...

Well its Friday again, and here I sit at my computer, about to read and go to bed. I have ...

In my twenties I gained an honorary degree in pharmacology trying to alter the pace of life that ended with ...

My waitress said what I ate was "guru". I double checked. I would apologise to anyone missing their guru this ...

I've noticed that gamblers always tell you what they won, and those on a diet always tell you what they've ...