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#undateable

My ex and I split over religious differences, he was Catholic and I was Satan.

end it all now!

There are moments where I have made the kind of blunder that is so spectacular that embarrassment moves to an ...

this shallow dating pool

It is staggering that people cheat, and not because I can't fathom the reasons behind it, but because it means ...

The dreaded Car Guard

Its true. I hate car guards. I don't get taxed for say, clouds, just because they're there. And having someone ...

Follow the rabbit

Neo got to choose between the red pill and the blue pill. My reasoning was, that if one red pill is ...

the Science of Poor

I read a quote from one of the Gucci family who said she'd rather be crying in her Rolls Royce ...

#myshrink

My shrink says I'm a narcissist, which is ironic and irritating because I have to pay him to talk about ...

Udder confusion

Put a pair of hardy leather boots through a rainstorm and they are ruined. But cows wander freely in the ...

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Brett Lotriet Best

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Hello! I am Brett, aka the MadDwarf. The name is a reference to me being a short, stocky, and rather disgruntled human which is a fairly accurate summation.

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