After reading Hello magazine at the dentist I now understand why everyone should definitely not have their 15 minutes of fame – suddenly we are faced with the nauseating pictures … Continue Reading A word from the dentist’s waiting room
Nature abhors a vacuum, which might seem like a mild overreaction until you’ve met a vacuum sales person at Stax. Suddenly it becomes stunningly clear that nature has a point.
If something is illegal in one country, but legal in another, and you are a citizen of neither, is the correct approach at the port of entry to a.) stone … Continue Reading so you’re a gay?
Just remembered the premise for Indecent Proposal, and was wondering what I would do for a million dollars. The mind boggles considering what I’ve done for free.
I’m scared to make a list of my positives as other people might not value my ability to macrame or accurately spot clouds that look like rare vegetables.
Those Ross sisters just seem plain possessed, and the song? I mean it’s practically a tribute to something that’s impacted in your colon… don’t watch this if you take drugs.
This could be it people, I could pop my clogs. I would donate my organs, but I think they’re a little on the iffy side. My kidneys are more like … Continue Reading told you I was sick!
Working on the tag-line for the movie of my life. Clearly, “Where no man has been before” would be a lie. “There could be only one” sounded a little pompous … Continue Reading My Life
In his amazing book and TED speech, Mr Robinson tells of his 4 year old son who was in the nativity play as one of the three wise men. The … Continue Reading from Ken Robinson
In my speech as best man, I referred to a point that I stumbled upon at Mazista tiles. A tiled floor is not unlike a marriage. If you lay it … Continue Reading The Best man speech
When I was a little boy I looked up to the night sky and thought, ” I wish I was Luke Skywalker”. At 36, I look up at the stars, and wonder, “What the … Continue Reading #justsaying
Shouldn’t one need a license to have children? Guns require one, it seems only logical that they should too. Also, with a package insert that says, don’t add sugar, carbonated … Continue Reading kids
Apparently the meek will inherit the earth. I would like to point out that the strong are, in the meantime, enjoying a pretty good standard of living.
I see dead people. Some of them don’t even know they’re dead. Some of them are in fact operating heavy machinery in Pick ‘n Pay. And two employees at an … Continue Reading Shopping
If the Corona pandemic highlights only one thing for me, its our communal blind spot to the visceral reality of life. Who gave us the memo that bad things are … Continue Reading A postcard from the edge.
I just thought of such a cool way to make big cash. But first, what does my spleen actually do?