All these self-help books keep sharing how to “find yourself”. Having achieved this by simply looking behind the couch (where I was snugly hidden) I am now reaching the conclusion that I was perhaps better off “lost”. Of course the reversing of this option is a bit like trying to turn toast back into bread. Continue reading beyond #selfhelp
I’m convinced my ‘voice of reason’ is either mumbling or has a stutter – it would explain so many of the same bad choices I have made with such blinding conviction. Then again, it might be that my voice of reason might be foreign, like Spanish or Mongolian, in which case I can hardly be blamed for misunderstanding the project entirely. Continue reading ke?
Fantastic new research from University of Rochester shows that extrinsic rewards (money, cars, stuff) basically makes us more depressed – it’s called “hedonic adaption”. The research quotes that those focused on the “American dream” are basically the most miserable of all. Happiness = hard, meaningful work on self and social bonds. Either that or poor people are sponsoring the research. Continue reading Think on the happiness of this.
The lesson I have learnt from young children is: why be difficult when, with a little effort, you can be impossible. Continue reading Kids
All this talk about muscle memory, but you think your fat forgets? Continue reading Fat!
I don’t have a dog, which means for any kind of valid excuse i basically have to eat my own homework Continue reading Sunday blues
I want employees that are like my beard. In the morning you wake up and the work is done Continue reading if only.
My ex and I split over religious differences, he was Catholic and I was Satan. Continue reading #undateable
There are moments where I have made the kind of blunder that is so spectacular that embarrassment moves to an altogether higher plane. I have rubbed a growing tummy to discover that it is in fact fat and not a baby, I have shaken the hands of the waiter and ordered a drink from my client, I have pulled a modem out of the wall to prevent a certain email from ever leaving my pc. Some days Alzheimers seems a blessing Continue reading end it all now!
Suicide bombers get to have 72 virgins after their explosive deaths. That’s pretty non-specific if you think about it. They could get 72 acne covered, world-of-warcraft techno-geeks; but then again, that’s a pretty just reward for being a suicide bomber. Continue reading A virgin what?