My expectations, like my appendix, should be surgically removed. They lie dormant, and then one day just explode in a shower of Sheila, leaving you writhing and frothing like a … Continue Reading damn those expectations….
I have joined a dating website, and by one, I mean three. So far, I have established that athletic refers to an entire category of lazy, fat people who have stolen … Continue Reading More dating
Before having a relationship you’re supposed to be able to keep a pet and a plant alive for a year. Technically my iguana is still alive, but the three lonely, … Continue Reading so they told me…
I have reached the conclusion that seeing and believing have parted ways – and I lay the blame squarely on photoshop and the interweb.
The Lord of the Rings also contains great wisdom for those on the dating scene. If someone calls you precious, they’re probably a horrible hairy footed hobbit trying to throw you … Continue Reading #Tip16