The Goldilocks Zone is the distance a planet must be from a star for conditions to be “just right” for life to occur – so not too hot, and not too cold. In dating terms the Goldilocks zone is a narrow band caught between the “Psycho Magnetosphere” and “Belt of Cretan”. Interestingly enough, life in this G-Zone is often obliterated by the solar wind, which is basically charged particles of crazy. Continue reading more dating trivia
Just remembered the premise for Indecent Proposal, and was wondering what I would do for a million dollars. The mind boggles considering what I’ve done for free. Continue reading Holy Moly
I’m scared to make a list of my positives as other people might not value my ability to macrame or accurately spot clouds that look like rare vegetables. Continue reading silver lining
I am annoyed by the recovery definition of insanity… which goes along the lines of ‘insanity is doing the same thing and expecting different results’. No people. Insanity is thinking you are the King of Bahrain or a flying gem squash. Insanity is stepping into traffic and casting a spell to stop a fully loaded London bus on Oxford street. Otherwise the line would be, “I date, therefore I am insane”. Continue reading more dating
My expectations, like my appendix, should be surgically removed. They lie dormant, and then one day just explode in a shower of Sheila, leaving you writhing and frothing like a slug in salt. All of which is terribly inconvenient on a blind date. Continue reading damn those expectations….
I was comparing notes on dating with one of my other personalities, and I realised how much I had changed. When I was young (and i will use the Star Wars metaphor here) I wanted Princess Leia, would have settled for Han Solo, and ended up with Chewbacca. Now I want a Wookie, would settle on going solo, but end up with a princess. And I thought the force was strong with me? Continue reading #StarWars – a true story
I have joined a dating website, and by one, I mean three. So far, I have established that athletic refers to an entire category of lazy, fat people who have stolen other people’s photographs. I think its time to do what momma always said. Find a pet that wont die for at least a decade. Now that is love. Continue reading More dating
Before having a relationship you’re supposed to be able to keep a pet and a plant alive for a year. Technically my iguana is still alive, but the three lonely, dead creepers on the balcony are telling me that perhaps more work is needed. Either that or I should defrost the ex from the freezer and ask where things went wrong. Continue reading so they told me…
I have reached the conclusion that seeing and believing have parted ways – and I lay the blame squarely on photoshop and the interweb. Continue reading now I know this much is true.