My porn star name (first pet’s name with your mother’s maiden name) is Smokey Tippet. It also allows for some funny song rip-offs like, “Smoke-y gets in your eyes”. Which is a great change from my old Country & Western theme tune “I hate every bone in your body but mine.”
Minty Fresh Death
I was upside down through all this, the scene a literal blur as I was whirled like a Catherine wheel,...