Perhaps I can become green and angry and wear purple shorts, sadly people will probably think its Barney and not...

Yoda said, "do or do not.  There is no try". Well, all I can say is you're a 3-ft olive...

Today has just delivered up more and more bad news. I would read my astrology write up but I believe...

I've noticed that gamblers always tell you what they won, and those on a diet always tell you what they've...

From Mr Pat Robertson, "''The feminist agenda is not about equal rights for women. It is about a socialist, anti-family...

Lets put the laughter back in manslaughter.

It always amazes me how people who come into power suddenly know what is better for me than I do....

Dennis Wholey summed up my current belief that expecting life to treat you fairly because you are a good person...

After reading Hello magazine at the dentist I now understand why everyone should definitely not have their 15 minutes of...

Nature abhors a vacuum, which might seem like a mild overreaction until you've met a vacuum sales person at Stax....