Brett Lotriet Best

Brett Lotriet Best

Follow the rabbit

Neo got to choose between the red pill and the blue pill. My reasoning was, that if one red pill is...

the Science of Poor

I read a quote from one of the Gucci family who said she'd rather be crying in her Rolls Royce...

#myshrink

My shrink says I'm a narcissist, which is ironic and irritating because I have to pay him to talk about...

Udder confusion

Put a pair of hardy leather boots through a rainstorm and they are ruined. But cows wander freely in the...

another true story

I think we can all agree that when it comes to a.) operating heavy machinery, b.) sex or c.) brand...

photo of bear plush toy on pavement

Bumped

The last thing I want to do is hurt you, but we can bump it up the list if you...

oops!

I keep getting told that the right person will come along, but what if mine got run over?

When i said that I had a great evening, I just wasn't referring to this evening.

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Brett Lotriet Best

Welcome to the MadDwarf Blog.
Hello! I am Brett, aka the MadDwarf. The name is a reference to me being a short, stocky, and rather disgruntled human which is a fairly accurate summation.

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