My shrink says I’m a narcissist, which is ironic and irritating because I have to pay him to talk about me constantly for an hour – at those rates, surely … Continue Reading #myshrink
In my twenties I gained an honorary degree in pharmacology trying to alter the pace of life that ended with me dragging myself home by my lips. Then in my … Continue Reading Life tip #6
This could be it people, I could pop my clogs. I would donate my organs, but I think they’re a little on the iffy side. My kidneys are more like … Continue Reading told you I was sick!