My shrink says I’m a narcissist, which is ironic and irritating because I have to pay him to talk about me constantly for an hour – at those rates, surely he could make up nicer things to say? Continue reading #myshrink
In my twenties I gained an honorary degree in pharmacology trying to alter the pace of life that ended with me dragging myself home by my lips. Then in my thirties I ate enough to bend space-time and slow things down. Now i have a headache, a tummy ache and am addicted to anything ending in “ing”. There is no moral, cos if there was I would have had 10 more just to see the effect. Continue reading Life tip #6
This could be it people, I could pop my clogs. I would donate my organs, but I think they’re a little on the iffy side. My kidneys are more like coral from the Great Barrier reef and my liver is like a stuffed porpoise. That said, I have a very fetching gall bladder. Continue reading told you I was sick!