Is there a distinction between desperate and needy? Of course there is.. I got a distinction for both in my final...

OMG! I'm like 4ft 5! Why didn't anyone say anything? I'm so embarrassed. If you put me in a jar I'd...

If anyone finds a video on YOU tube - its not me. It just looks like me from that angle....

If anyone finds a video on YouTube - its not me. It just looks like me from that angle. Sheesh....

I have finally hit dating Defcon 1.  Frankly I'd take home one of the face-hugger aliens that burst out your...

Well its Friday again, and here I sit at my computer, about to read and go to bed. I have...

A family of Indian Myna's have moved into the chimney of my fireplace (these are birds, not under-age or underground...

In my twenties I gained an honorary degree in pharmacology trying to alter the pace of life that ended with...

My waitress said what I ate was "guru". I double checked. I would apologise to anyone missing their guru this...

From now on I am going to be kind to my inferiors, it's just proving very hard to find them.