The Rant: My exhausted avatars. It started, brilliantly and simply, with media engaging and including us.  I was excited.  We...

All this talk about muscle memory, but you think your fat forgets?

I don't have a dog, which means for any kind of valid excuse i basically have to eat my own...

Our minister of security's wife is guilty of drug trafficking, I think the concept of "if you can dream it...

I want employees that are like my beard. In the morning you wake up and the work is done

My ex and I split over religious differences, he was Catholic and I was Satan.

There are moments where I have made the kind of blunder that is so spectacular that embarrassment moves to an...

Suicide bombers get to have 72 virgins after their explosive deaths. That's pretty non-specific if you think about it. They...

It is staggering that people cheat, and not because I can't fathom the reasons behind it, but because it means...

Its true. I hate car guards. I don't get taxed for say, clouds, just because they're there. And having someone...