Peering back into the archive from dating over the decades, it’s amazing how much I have changed. When I was young (and I will use the Star Wars metaphor here) … Continue Reading #StarWars – a true story
If I hear one more song about loving someone “forever”, I will consider proving that “forever” can in fact be abruptly ended with a blunt instrument to the head. This … Continue Reading dating myth #25
I am in a quandary. The only thing I am sure of is that if someone offers me advice about “listening to your gut”, I will be tempted to remove … Continue Reading Digest this.
Suicide bombers get to have 72 virgins after their explosive deaths. That’s pretty non-specific if you think about it. They could get 72 acne covered, world-of-warcraft techno-geeks; but then again, … Continue Reading A virgin what?
It is staggering that people cheat, and not because I can’t fathom the reasons behind it, but because it means they found multiple romantic options! Where? I feel like I’ve … Continue Reading this shallow dating pool
How an average date plays out for me…. 5.) Which dwarf are you? 4.) Its not the size..no..it is, its the size. 3.) How do i set this laser printer … Continue Reading Still more dating advice from the edge
I keep getting told that the right person will come along, but what if mine got run over?
I have finally hit dating Defcon 1. Frankly I’d take home one of the face-hugger aliens that burst out your tummy days later, just as long as he would stay long … Continue Reading last call
Lets put the laughter back in manslaughter.
The Goldilocks Zone is the distance a planet must be from a star for conditions to be “just right” for life to occur – so not too hot, and not … Continue Reading more dating trivia
Just remembered the premise for Indecent Proposal, and was wondering what I would do for a million dollars. The mind boggles considering what I’ve done for free.
I’m scared to make a list of my positives as other people might not value my ability to macrame or accurately spot clouds that look like rare vegetables.
I am annoyed by the recovery definition of insanity… which goes along the lines of ‘insanity is doing the same thing and expecting different results’. No people. Insanity is thinking … Continue Reading more dating
My expectations, like my appendix, should be surgically removed. They lie dormant, and then one day just explode in a shower of Sheila, leaving you writhing and frothing like a … Continue Reading damn those expectations….