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I understand that life involves compromise, its a case of you want; you’d settle for, and then… you get. In your 30’s you want to be a Spartan in “300”, … Continue Reading More #Life
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I have joined a dating website, and by one, I mean three. So far, I have established that athletic refers to an entire category of lazy, fat people who have stolen … Continue Reading More dating
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If my day was a food, I had flame-grilled, spatchcocked chicken basted in the hottest peri-peri sauce. Yes, that might sound tasty, but think about that from the chicken’s perspective. … Continue Reading #Life
Urggh.
Be careful what you wish for, I wanted to be a superhero with superpowers. Now I wear my underpants on the outside and have a car that – like the … Continue Reading Urggh.
so they told me…
Before having a relationship you’re supposed to be able to keep a pet and a plant alive for a year. Technically my iguana is still alive, but the three lonely, … Continue Reading so they told me…
#truestory2
Its obvious that people in glass houses shouldn’t. And no, that is a complete sentence and good advice.
I am concerned that my inheritance has been spent by the living. Will this mean a real job?
now I know this much is true.
I have reached the conclusion that seeing and believing have parted ways – and I lay the blame squarely on photoshop and the interweb.
#Tip16
The Lord of the Rings also contains great wisdom for those on the dating scene. If someone calls you precious, they’re probably a horrible hairy footed hobbit trying to throw you … Continue Reading #Tip16
#theLotto
I am befuddled by my financial situation – would someone explain cash flow that is positive ?
Life Lesson #41
Last year, on declaring this would be “the best year ever”, a Hyundai promptly ran me over. Having learnt my lesson I shall not make any potentially life threatening statements … Continue Reading Life Lesson #41