I have joined a dating website, and by one, I mean three. So far, I have established that athletic refers to an entire category of lazy, fat people who have stolen … Continue Reading More dating
If my day was a food, I had flame-grilled, spatchcocked chicken basted in the hottest peri-peri sauce. Yes, that might sound tasty, but think about that from the chicken’s perspective. … Continue Reading #Life
Be careful what you wish for, I wanted to be a superhero with superpowers. Now I wear my underpants on the outside and have a car that – like the … Continue Reading Urggh.
Before having a relationship you’re supposed to be able to keep a pet and a plant alive for a year. Technically my iguana is still alive, but the three lonely, … Continue Reading so they told me…
Its obvious that people in glass houses shouldn’t. And no, that is a complete sentence and good advice.
I am concerned that my inheritance has been spent by the living. Will this mean a real job?
I have reached the conclusion that seeing and believing have parted ways – and I lay the blame squarely on photoshop and the interweb.
The Lord of the Rings also contains great wisdom for those on the dating scene. If someone calls you precious, they’re probably a horrible hairy footed hobbit trying to throw you … Continue Reading #Tip16
I am befuddled by my financial situation – would someone explain cash flow that is positive ?
Last year, on declaring this would be “the best year ever”, a Hyundai promptly ran me over. Having learnt my lesson I shall not make any potentially life threatening statements … Continue Reading Life Lesson #41