Digest this.

I am in a quandary. The only thing I am sure of is that if someone offers me advice about “listening to your gut”, I will be tempted to remove my guts with a blunt spoon and ask them where exactly this other worldly knowledge is situated.

My guts couldn’t decide to digest wheat, so I sincerely doubt they have inside info on my romantic catastrophes.

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