Still more dating advice from the edge

How an average date plays out for me….

5.) Which dwarf are you?

4.) Its not the size..no..it is, its the size.

3.) How do i set this laser printer to stun?

2.) A cultist? Oh, dear god, and here comes your comet

1.) No officer I haven’t been drinking, but if you drug me, you can take me home.

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