Life tip #6

In my twenties I gained an honorary degree in pharmacology trying to alter the pace of life that ended with me dragging myself home by my lips.

Then in my thirties I ate enough to bend space-time and slow things down. Now i have a headache, a tummy ache and am addicted to anything ending in “ing”. There is no moral, cos if there was I would have had 10 more just to see the effect.

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