If
This is the first scene of a new TV episode I am writing (with help from LA writer Brendan Pollecutt), based on a play I did ages back at the Market Theatre. … Continue Reading If
The interweb
Someone was talking about the net not always being what it seems – sometimes the men are men, and the women are men, and children are often the FBI.
ke?
I’m convinced my ‘voice of reason’ is either mumbling or has a stutter – it would explain so many of the same bad choices I have made with such blinding conviction. Then … Continue Reading ke?
Digest this.
I am in a quandary. The only thing I am sure of is that if someone offers me advice about “listening to your gut”, I will be tempted to remove … Continue Reading Digest this.
Rant and Rave
The Rant: My exhausted avatars. It started, brilliantly and simply, with media engaging and including us. I was excited. We got to vote for our favourite idols, ‘like’ the most … Continue Reading Rant and Rave
Fat!
All this talk about muscle memory, but you think your fat forgets?
Sunday blues
I don’t have a dog, which means for any kind of valid excuse i basically have to eat my own homework
more politics
Our minister of security’s wife is guilty of drug trafficking, I think the concept of “if you can dream it you can be it” got a little confused in politics … Continue Reading more politics
if only.
I want employees that are like my beard. In the morning you wake up and the work is done
#undateable
My ex and I split over religious differences, he was Catholic and I was Satan.
end it all now!
There are moments where I have made the kind of blunder that is so spectacular that embarrassment moves to an altogether higher plane. I have rubbed a growing tummy to … Continue Reading end it all now!
A virgin what?
Suicide bombers get to have 72 virgins after their explosive deaths. That’s pretty non-specific if you think about it. They could get 72 acne covered, world-of-warcraft techno-geeks; but then again, … Continue Reading A virgin what?
this shallow dating pool
It is staggering that people cheat, and not because I can’t fathom the reasons behind it, but because it means they found multiple romantic options! Where? I feel like I’ve … Continue Reading this shallow dating pool
The dreaded Car Guard
Its true. I hate car guards. I don’t get taxed for say, clouds, just because they’re there. And having someone stand behind me in an empty car park waving like … Continue Reading The dreaded Car Guard
Follow the rabbit
Neo got to choose between the red pill and the blue pill. My reasoning was, that if one red pill is good, six would be fantastic! As it turns out my … Continue Reading Follow the rabbit
the Science of Poor
I read a quote from one of the Gucci family who said she’d rather be crying in her Rolls Royce than laughing on her bicycle. Now I realise that money … Continue Reading the Science of Poor